Alert the paparazzi! Secure the press conference! Roll out the red carpet!
Yes folks, my fans cannot get enough and I am heading back to Rochester at the end of April. I have two procedures and two appointments scheduled...and they are even all scheduled for the same day. *gasp*
It will be a quick visit (mark my words) but enough time to appease the masses, sign a few autographs and place appropriately sized cardboard cut-outs around Rochester.
An example of my fame:
"Mayo Patient Travel, how may I help you?"
"Hi this is Lydia Buschenfeldt calling, I need to book a flight back to Rochester for the end of April."
"Lydia! Wow, we were just talking about you! Can't believe you are already coming back!"
I know, I know...I'm a pretty big deal. Try to contain your jealousy.
Now the biggest decision of all...lace or sequins on the red carpet?
Lace AND sequins!
ReplyDeleteSequins!I think you have grown out of the lace and graduated to pure glam!Add in some beading and some killer platforms and you are golden!
ReplyDeleteFur! Totally, fur! I have a sister you could wear!
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