Today was a pretty low-key day. Around here, you can be a "checker," or as I call it, "go standby" on future appointments. I tried to go standby this morning and was unsuccessful. I did however, succeed in making enough progress on my cross-stitch that it is starting to resemble more than an amoeba and I got some excellent people watching accomplished, as I was in the waiting room with a family of 13 kids (who all met with a doctor, one by one).
Next I went back to the Ultraviolet Light Treatment center for my results from yesterday's Minimal Erythema Dose test. My left leg hadn't changed colors at all, which indicates that I am not hypersensitive to ultraviolet B rays. You can, however, play an organized game of checkers on my right leg, which indicates that I am hypersensitive to ultraviolet A rays. So where does that leave me? Frantically trying to invent some sort of protective sunscreen that only blocks UVA rays...I'll let you know how it goes. Has anyone else noticed that Mayo seems really dedicated to turning me every color possible? Maybe they sense my inner studio art major...
In the meantime, my internist, vascular doctor (vasculist?) and rheumatologist all decided that they want me to try Viagra, in additional to my fancy new arterioflow pump. One of the many fabulous things about Mayo is that the pharmacy will let you fill just a few days and then come back if you decide you want more...a perfect situation for someone who finds fabulously colorful side effects to most drugs. The dear pharmacy techs at Mayo are extremely professional and dedicated and they follow protocol to a T.
Exhibit A:
Tech: "OK, Mrs. Buschenfeldt, is this a new prescription?"
Me: "Yes."
Tech: "Now let's see, this is for...oh...um...Viagra."
Me: "Yeaaa, it's to dilate my blood vessels. Can you tell me about the side effects? I'm pretty sensitive."
Tech: "Ok well, um, it's very important that you read this. [points emphatically to paperwork]. This medicine is usually taken about an hour before sexual activity. If you miss a dose of this medicine and you still intend to engage in sexual activity, take it as soon as you remember. Serious side effects are rare, but seek medical attention right away for a serious allergic reaction, drop in blood pressure or...um...a painful or prolonged erection. [awkward pause] Any questions?"
Me: "Um no, I think that about covers it. Have a great weekend."
I think I'd have held out for Cialis, which apparently (according to the TV) comes with a big bathtub, a glass of wine, and a view of the hills and a sunset. But Viagra might be good, too! Fingers crossed that this does something besides the prolonged erection thing...
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